On my throne

I'm "king of the world"!

Here I sit on the throne, broken hearted.
Came to 'lax and only farted!

You can't tell by the expression on my face, can you.
I think the dog did it!!

What?!! We don't have a dog?
Well, wait....let me bring in that thing in the yard...
it's gotta be dead and stinky!!