Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Getting spiffed up and smellin' good!!

There was no way my sweet cheeks was gonna get a picture of me getting my monthly bath! I didn't sit still long enough to have the camera aimed at me. But!--he got me while I was being brushed to dry more! (I fear the hair dryer, they'd have to sedate me!!)...so, I'll lay on the warm waterbed and lick myself dry -- thank you very much!!

Monday, March 27, 2006

CoC winner?

I don't know what this means, but I'm pawzz-z-z-z-ing in shock. Guess the viewers kept wondering where the 'bigger' picture was and kept clicking their toenails, and there isn't a bigger picture? (but a larger version is in a blog entry below--Eyes of Texas) I don't know, but thanks!! I really was just trying to get that gecko outta the pillow. I chased and chased him around the house and he snuck in there...I KNOW it...but ol' Buddy boy hadda come in and drag the pillow outside!!

Carnival of Cats-thanks fur all you do Laurence!!

Thursday, March 23, 2006

Three steps to "purr"sonal hygiene

When completed...nap!!

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Wearing o' the GREEN (mouse vs.kitty)

Spilled Guinness in a bar!

Gotta love it.....thanks to an online furend! She knows tho that we cats are clever enough to stay hidden when it comes to drinkin', stinkin' mice, right?
(click on "spilled Guinness in a bar")

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Eyes of Texas

The eyes of Texas are upon you,
All the live-long day.
The eyes of Texas are upon you,
You cannot get away.
Do not think you can escape them,
At night or early in the morn.
The eyes of Texas are upon you,
Till Gabriel blows his horn.

On my throne

I'm "king of the world"!

Here I sit on the throne, broken hearted.
Came to 'lax and only farted!

You can't tell by the expression on my face, can you.
I think the dog did it!!

What?!! We don't have a dog?
Well, wait....let me bring in that thing in the yard...
it's gotta be dead and stinky!!

Monday, March 13, 2006

Odd-weird-funny-CAT LAW

In Sterling, Colorado, it is unlawful to allow a pet cat to run loose without a taillight.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm. We gotta check PetCo again.

Cuttin' a rug!

Ahhhhhhhh, come on human race? You haven't heard of cutting the rug before? It's an expression. But it means a whole lot more than just dancing. Or does it? Here, I'm cuttin' the rug----with my toenails!! It's furry funny to see my dear friends and hear their screams of "you're tearing up the place again!" It's my specialty. Especially rugs!

Sunday, March 12, 2006


Ho-hum, life is sweet. But, I'm bored. And my staff is really weird! -- They made up a stupid song once they saw me in meditation frame of mind! Their song? Oh, come on, do you really want to hear it? I figured you did! Here goes...*purring to the key of "c"* ---"Does your kitty cat lose it's "furvor" on the bedpost overnight?" I say, huh, what's that mean?

Actually, if I move, I think my head would fall off! So, I'm gonna stay right here for now if you don't mind. Okay, let me get back to my meditating...move to the next one please! As the infamous cat of all time, Greta Gato, said once "I VANT to be ALONE".

Friday, March 10, 2006

A meow by any other name

A 'meow' by any other name,
would mean the same!

Ha! We two kitties of the most intelligent kind are poets and we don't know it! Name? Same? Oh well....you had to be there.

Cats meow, it's a given rule.
We can meow for different meanings like the Hawaiian word aloha can have many meanings. But did y'all <---that's pronounced Y'owl in Texan kitty, but did y'all know just how cats of foreign countries of the world speak to their life's servants to get the attention
we'all <---that's pronounced we'owl in Texan kitty, need? Well, do you know?
Here's a list for mew furends in case we get carried into an unknown land and come upon some kin!
Chinese cats converse with: "mao"
The Dane cats would say: "maiv"
The Nordic countries - Finnish kitties prefur: "miau"
French pussy cats would say: "miaou" (that's way too many vowels)
Seems the Germans copied the Finnish --they also would say: "miau"
Of course never being in Greece yet, and it would be Greek to us: "naiou"
Japanese would greet us with a purrfect: "nyan"
The Korean kitties would be real close to the Japanese, but different: "nyaong"
and thankfully you can hop from Spain to Portugal and talk their language: "miau"
(which leads us to ask "What happened to gato? Gato benito/benita is "pretty kitty" of course)

Thursday, March 09, 2006

a brain fart? Nah!! But take a look!!

This'll explain it all for those who are novice in our world!!

Tuesday, March 07, 2006

I hide, therefore I am

Mew family was panicked. They couldn't find me! I heard them go outside, I heard them go in the garage...and they even opened closet doors. If only they'da looked in the bankies on the bed! Here I am...in the dark covers!! But I have my one eye slightly opened watching you! Aren't I clever?!!

But now that y'all found me, it's no fun any more!---I'll go see what Winston's up to and bug him a bit, then go see what fancy feast you have for me...of course, then I'll be tired again with all the activity and I'll need rest.

"Let's see...where is a dark hidey hole around here to hide in and see how soon I can make 'em panick again!" ROFMMAO (rolling on floor meowing my ass off)

Saturday, March 04, 2006

Cat Personality

well....naturally, our mewmie had to go take a cat personality test for our blog, per sé...
and after answering the 15 or so questions, this is her---We have to agree, she IS gentle and affenctionate to us.

Put your paw here!


...I see you! Ho and I were playing one day...I hid real good under the bed, dontchoo think? I thought so...Ho found me. I never did find her and gave up. Went and jumped up on the bed later, and well....did what I do best. Snooze for hours.

Friday, March 03, 2006

I'm Winston

Hi, I'm known as Winston. I too was adopted. I was real small when I was born, and nobuddy wanted me! They call me runt. But these nice folks fell in love with me and brought me home. To be furends with the "Ho". That's not so difficult. She's pur-r-r-r-dy darn cute, and very playful for an older kitty.

I was at the Humane Society, and got ringworm from all the other kitty's there. Lost all my long beautiful white hair, but with the help of the vet and meds and the constant care and cleaning and love....I'm now getting just as handsome as the day I was born.

Altho my name on the adoption certificate was Sterling, my new furends decided I look like Winston Churchill with my pudgy round face and mashed in nose, the name stuck with me. I'm now called Winston, and I am proud to be of such a royal lineage!

I'm Tahoe

Hi, I'm Tahoe....known to my family as "the Ho"! Dunno how mew family came to that nickname, but I guess it's 'cause where I live, it actually is a cat's house.

I was the first to be adopted by my furends, my family. Tho, Tahoe is my name on the adoption papers, I'd pur-r-rfur to be called Pur-r-r-dy Kitty....I only recognize that name when they call...not by any ofur name!

Afurall, I am pur-r-r-dy.